Top 10 things not to do if you’re a goose at Christmas:
- Attack postman who is bringing family presents
- Scare then chase the children singing carols.
- Attack neighbours who are bringing Christmas cards and greetings!
- Eat the bread from the boot of the car whilst we’re unpacking groceries
- Attack the Christmas wreath on the front door.
- Poo on the neighbours porch
- Honk loudly in the morning, (especially at holiday ‘sleep in’ time!)
- Try to enter the house through the kitchen window. (Whether it’s open or not.)
- Look fat and plum
- Bite Beth on the bum ( especially as she’s the one deciding on Christmas dinner.)
2 comments:
Nice photo of the geese...........but isn't one missing?????? Bethx
That's really fun, maybe you should have given them this pep-talk a little earlier though!
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